By Scuba Wang
Part 3 is finally here! I have received too many death threats to ignore the cries of others. I apologize for the long wait for Part 3, but recently I’ve been really down with my Chronic Tennis Elbow. Everyone is sitting here talking about this COVID stuff and how deadly it is while I have been dealing with Chronic Tennis Elbow for over 20 years. Is it discrimination if others are getting more attention than me? I’ll make a note of that. Because seriously no one ever asks if I’m ok or if I’ve had a crazy year due to my Tennis Elbow. They just assume my year has been crazy due to a pandemic, but I digress. Star Wars is the topic we are all here for, not the occasional yet consistent inflammation I have to deal with. Also, I reached out to the Austrian woman from Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade. She didn’t respond, but I just wanted everyone to know that if I talk about something, I’m going to back it up. Guess what? I talked a lot about finishing this Star Wars series and that is why after all this time, I’m bringing it.
By Dawson Martin
(In Theaters and Available to Stream on HBO Max)
WW84 was a film I was pretty excited about earlier this year and was so glad it got moved back because of the pandemic. I was hoping to see it in the theaters when things were safe, but I had no idea HBO Max would be doing the things they are with new releases.
The film starts off with somebody other than Gal Gadot in a flashback with a child actor playing a young Diana Prince. If you ask me, you can’t begin WW84 with anyone other than Gadot, and it needed to be memorable. It was none of those things and it really started this movie off looking like a video game. Gone are the days with fantastic opening sequences like the boulder in Raiders of the Lost Ark.