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5/15/2020 2 Comments

Brad Dover Seeking Advice

Isaac, I need some help. My wife keeps going on "business trips" and is gone for days on end, but I can see her car is parked at her friend Gary's house and I have actually ran into her at the grocery store a couple of times (with tons of Gatorade) when she is supposed to be away for business. Should I be concerned?

Also, any tips on how to tie your shoes faster? I need to save some time in the mornings!

​Thanks, Brad

Isaac Bayer answers...

Hello Brad,
Unfortunately, my shoe tying abilities are no greater than they were when I was a young lad. I cannot help you there. On the other hand, I may be able to provide some guidance in regards to your wife’s strange behaviors. You see Brad, when a marriage lasts for many years, things tend to become stagnant. It is your duty, Brad, as the man of the household to show your wife that you’re the man she fell in love with so many years ago. Cut some firewood, wrestle a bear, fistfight a biker, increase your testosterone. These are all great ways to prove your manly worth. Brad, I’ll keep it a buck with you. Your wife is losing interest. I won’t dive into the Gary situation, and especially not the Gatorade situation. For now, Brad, focus on bringing your wife back on in. Show her she’s going to need even more electrolytes when YOU’RE done with her.
Best regards, 
Isaac
2 Comments
John Mosely
5/15/2020 10:59:35 am

Brad, your wife is cheating on you.

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Gary Vandamn link
5/15/2020 11:10:24 am

Usually when I tie your wife up I like to make an X with the laces and bring the lace under the X and pull. Next I make a loop and wrap the look. Finally bring the new loop under it all and pull. Now it’s all tied and you’ve earned yourself a Glacier Freeze Gatorade. Hope this helps.

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