Sofia Bayer Seeking Advice

In my family, I’m the favorite child, and sometimes it’s really hard to receive all the love and attention that my older brother never gets because he’s a disappointment to our family. What’s your advice on how to receive these abundant amounts of love and free money that my brother (a bald, fat, overweight loser) never got?

Isaac Bayer answers...

In my personal and professional opinion, this sounds like a textbook case of clinical narcissism. I think it’s best if you get yourself checked into a psychiatric ward. Perhaps, if it is truly as bad as you say, you can right this awful deed by giving some of that free money to your brother. Just a thought.