Let me go ahead and say that it takes something very powerful to bring me to tears. Humble brag, but I am a very tough guy. In recent memory, I have only cried while watching A Star is Born and Alvin and the Chipmunks 2: The Squeakquel (there is a part where the chubbiest chipmunk Theodore had to go out on stage and tell everyone Alvin wasn't going to be there, and it hit me hard). That being said, there I was just minding my own business, watching sports like a man does, and this commercial comes on. "Great, another car commercial," I groaned, not knowing that in a matter of a few seconds, I would be "Marley and Me-ed" for a lack of a better term.