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4/21/2022 0 Comments

Unanswered Questions: Ninja Turtles

By Scooba Wang

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If there is one group of heroes that I feel like have fallen out of fame over the years, it has to be the classic teenage mutant ninja turtles. As Marvel has continued its explosion of endless content, groups like the Ninja Turtles start to fade away and become forgotten. I am hoping that I can change this issue because I believe that these adolescent turtles still have more stories to tell.


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1/21/2021 0 Comments

The Power Rangers: Were They Idiots?

By Thad Buchanan

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The Power Rangers. We all know them right? Maybe you heard of them 100 years ago when they first came to the screen, or maybe you are still watching them now. The reality is that the Power Rangers are still powering on. There are literally a billion different versions at this point. As a child, I grew up watching this show and loving every second of it. They had cool costumes and every episode was action packed. Watching it was just part of my morning routine. Now I find myself at 22, looking at them in a different light. You see, I’m a deep thinker, and I started to observe the Rangers again through my adult glasses (both literally and figuratively). As I sat observing them, a question popped into my mind. Were the Power Ranger a bunch of Idiots? In this article, we will take a dive into this popular franchise and learn the lesson the Power Rangers teach us. Anyone, literally anyone, even a highschool student that with failing grades and a low IQ, can be a hero.


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12/9/2020 0 Comments

Stop Asking Me What I'm Doing for the Holidays

By Isaac Bayer

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You already know what I’m talking about. Co-workers, extended family, small talk; how many times do you think you might get asked this question over November and December? Listen man, if I wanted to talk about where I’m headed, I would bring it up myself. Secondly, what if I don’t want you to know where I’m going? How well do I know you? Again, if I had wanted you to know where I was headed, I would have let you know on my own accord.


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9/5/2020 0 Comments

Chicken Salad for the Soul

By DJ Pigg

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Everybody’s heard the phrase “chicken soup for the soul”, but life’s not all dandelions and daisies. Therefore, I’ll be starting a series of articles called “Chicken Salad for the Soul”. It’ll be a much more realistic take on life. I mean chicken salad is good, but it’s no chicken soup. It is what it is. It’s not great, but it’s not bad either. With that being said, let’s hit today’s mix of chicken salad. ​


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5/13/2020 0 Comments

We All Miss You Waffle House

By Quinn Eaton

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Oh what we would all do to sit inside the rectangular house of waffles once more. Imagine cutting into your All-Star special while watching a fistfight outside illuminated by the nostalgic yellow Waffle House lights. Waffle House truly offered dinner and a show.

​What is it that makes Waffle House such a special place to be? Is it the pleasant aroma of breakfast food that dances around your nostrils as you enter? Maybe it is the fact that the menus are sticky, but not too sticky? It is hard to narrow down Waffle House's most redeeming quality, but one thing is for sure: Waffle House, we need you. We didn't realize what we had until it was gone. Where else can I feel so loved yet be so intimidated to use a public bathroom? 




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10/10/2019 0 Comments

A Subaru Commercial With a Dog In It Made Me Cry

By Quinn Eaton

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Let me go ahead and say that it takes something very powerful to bring me to tears. Humble brag, but I am a very tough guy. In recent memory, I have only cried while watching A Star is Born and Alvin and the Chipmunks 2: The Squeakquel (there is a part where the chubbiest chipmunk Theodore had to go out on stage and tell everyone Alvin wasn't going to be there, and it hit me hard). That being said, there I was just minding my own business, watching sports like a man does, and this commercial comes on. "Great, another car commercial," I groaned, not knowing that in a matter of a few seconds, I would be "Marley and Me-ed" for a lack of a better term.
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9/11/2019 0 Comments

No Gum Gum, No Gun Gun

By Thad Buchanan

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​The education system is something that is constantly changing. If I had to make a guess, Kindergarten today is not at all what it was like during the time that you and I were there.  If you are in Kindergarten right now and you are reading this, then I’d be asking how the actual Hello Kitty have you learned to read this fast. I didn’t read “Junie B. Jones: Boss of Lunch,” until the first grade. 

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8/10/2019 3 Comments

Great Expectations, Disappointing "Future"

By Thad Buchanan

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Alright, let’s think about something cool real quick. I had the opportunity to ask my father a question that I think everyone who was born in the 60’s or 70’s should be asked. I looked him straight in the eyes and asked "when you were my age, did you think you would have a flying car by now?"​


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8/6/2019 0 Comments

An Ode to Benches at the Mall

By Quinn Eaton

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Dear Mall Bench,

​As I write this, I am sitting on a bench at the mall. There are many simple pleasures in life, but one of the finest of them all is finding a bench to rest your weary legs after a long day of walking around and following someone else shop. 

Of course you always first look for the open chair inside the store that your significant other is adventuring in. Maybe it’s a chair for trying on shoes; maybe it’s an ottoman that you decide is now your recharging station.


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7/9/2019 0 Comments

Non-Negotiables: The Death Tube

By Thad Buchanan

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Here is something to think about. What are some non-negotiables in your life? We all draw lines in the sand right? In this segment, I’d love to share one that I have and plan to stick with for the rest of my life. 


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7/9/2019 0 Comments

Let's Talk Fireworks

By DJ Pigg

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It’s that time of year again, folks: the time of year that Jason Pierre-Paul’s PTSD kicks in like Kangaroo Jack whoopin’ up on a fool that stole his sunglasses. The week of the 4th of July is extremely sentimental to our country, but is also a time where we often question the intelligence and logic of some of our countrymen by their use of fireworks.

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    Authors: Isaac Bayer, Thad Buchanan, Quinn Eaton, Garrett Howell, Cole Manion, Dawson Martin, DJ Pigg, Adam Redfern

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