The Star Wars We Deserved: Part 5

By Scuba Wang

We are slowly unraveling what will be the best idea Star Wars will never use. If you are still reading these, thank you. I’m sure a lot of people quit because they like easy story lines that have a quick payoff, but you are here because you want something deep that leaves you saying “hey that’s not too bad. Poor guy must hate his life because he’s reduced himself to writing ‘What If’ Star Wars stories.” Yep! At this point, even Mrs. Wang is hard on me for taking so much time to write these. Jokes on her! I quit my job months ago and have just been parking my car at the neighbors house before she gets up and walking back home after she leaves. I even took out a loan to replicate my usual paycheck. Hopefully it will all be worth it. If not, the worst that can happen is I lose my wife. Literally that is the worst case, so it’s nice to just say that possible reality out loud.

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