Local Man Tells Crickets in His Yard to "Shut the Hell Up;" Threatens to Sue

By Quinn Eaton

A local man is losing sleep due to extreme frustration regarding the "not so neighborly" crickets that have taken up residence near his home. He has stated that the noisy insects wake him up too early and keep him up too late, and that "the least they could do is get on the same rhythm." The man accuses Disney of creating a deceitful image of the noisy bug in the classic Pinocchio film from 1940. The agitated man feels that Jiminy Cricket sets too high of a standard for crickets everywhere and strongly feels that Disney should be held accountable for constructing a false standard.

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