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12/29/2020 0 Comments

MUST SEE: Mitch McConnell revealed as The Turtle, The Turkey, and The Devil on ABC's The Masked Singer

By Quinn Eaton

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ABC's somehow hit show The Masked Singer made a surprising announcement yesterday as it revealed that The Turtle, The Turkey, and The Devil were all actually Mitch McConnell. Many viewers were already guessing that the Senate Majority Leader was at least one of the Masked Creatures, but the shocking reveal showed he was actually all three. How he was able to represent three different creatures and be the leader of the GOP is still in question, but when the AYN2K News Team reached out to McConnell's party for comment, they said he was "in hibernation for the winter and declined further questions."

The clues that were given by The Masked Singer that led many to believe he was inside The Turtle, The Turkey, or The Devil are below:

-Loves to interrupt things that are running smoothly
-Jowls for Days
-Looks like a Wax Figure placed too close to a radiator

These clues finally led Mitch McConnell to unmask himself as all three costumes.

Photo Credit: newrepublic.com
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