2/18/2020 0 Comments
By Quinn Eaton
A woman who was enjoying a granola bar unfortunately lost her grip on the crunchy snack and allowed it to fall to the ground. Despite efforts to retrieve the bar from the ground in the allocated 5 seconds, the woman was just a second too late. The germs that were on the ground waited the appropriate time to attack the fallen granola, and after 5 seconds it ,of course, was declared fair game.
The woman could best be described as disgruntled, and the germs, if personified, most likely resembled kids running into Disney World as they covered the granola bar after the invisible gates opened for them to blanket the snack. It is unknown if the woman intended to pair the granola with a parfait.
Photo Credit: dailymail.co.uk
Authors: Thad Buchanan, Quinn Eaton, Cole Manion, DJ Pigg, Adam Redfern
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